Toni Storm Will Miss CMLL Show As She's Chopping Wood With Her Torn Labia And Stolen Dog

Whatever happened to Toni Storm?

In a new post on Instagram, Toni Storm informed fans that she would not be competing at CMLL on December 13, and probabl✨y won't be back in CMLL ever again.

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She said that she could maℱke up some excuse, noting she does have a leg🅘it torn labia, but the truth is she doesn't have it anymore.

She lost in AEW, she lost in STARDOM, she lost in CMLL, and now she has nothing left to l𒈔ose. She assumes AEW will send a suitable replacement.

"Professional wrestling is a big, fat, beautiful place, but there is no room left to be timeless.🉐"

Storm said that will now be where she belongs. In theꦯ sun, on the dirt, and with a dog she st😼ole from the park.

Chin down🌄. Tits in. Don't bother watching for the shoe.

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