Welcome to another edition of
OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN
in this episode
RUN, FOREST ANIMALS!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
BRAUN AND BROCK ARE GOING HUNTING!
Braun Strowman loves hanging out in the woods, just a murderin' trees and t🐓hen using them to work out with.
It's true. Watch the video up there.
Brock Lesnar spends most of his woods time 🔯murdering Bambi's uncles.
And when asked Braun if he'd like to go huꦬnting some time with Brock, he said this:
“That would be something that would be pretty coo🦄l. I know that he’s💧 a very avid hunter and the same thing with me, I do it for food, it’s a great source of nutrition. I don’t trust what they sell you in the grocery store and stuff like that, and I know where I’m getting what I’m eating from. So, that’s my biggest aspect on the hunting thing.”
Braun doesn't trust the grocery store, but he does trust Chipotle--hey, a guy's gotta get his 15,000 calories from somewhere, right?
But it looks like the two rivals in the ring have something in common out ⛄of it. And the natural progression of this soon-to-be famous riva🐎lry between frenemies is definitely that they have some kind of friendly competition over who can kill the most woodland critters in an hour, right?
I mean, that's almost a given at this point, is it not?
So as I said in the title of this piece ...
RUN, FOREST ANIMALS!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
BRAUN AND BROCK ARE GOING HUNTING!
But I hope, just to make it sporting for the animals, they make a rule that 🍒they aren't allowed to use weapons.
Just imꦰagine Brock German Su🃏plexing a mountain lion. Or Braun powerslamming a grizzly.
This is a new WWE Network show for sure.
