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Big Cass vs Rusev
Enzo and Cass come out and run th♈eir mouths for like ten minutes before the match.
This happens:
So it's gonna be one of those nights.
Cass s♕pells "Soft" wrong, then gets in the ring and immediatel🐲y starts beating on Rusev, ejecting him to the outside as we go to commercial.
After the break, Cass is still beating on Rusev, like Rusev has gotten in ZERO off🍎ense over the first three minutes of the match.
He retreats out of the ring and into the crowd, Cass follows, Rusev doubles back, sees Lana faking as though she's hurt, Rusev bl💫asts Enzo from behind and slides into the ring.
Cass checks on Enzo, gets counted out.
WINNER: Rusev by Count Out.
That match was considerably shorter than the Enzo and Cass pr൩omo that preceded it.
It was almost entirely worthless.
They should have had aꦗ six m🐠an cruiserweight tag match instead.
I hope the show gets a lot better from here.
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The New Day vs Cesaro & Sheamus
If you believe the bookies, The 𓆉New Day is losing this on🍌e.
Wow. That would be pretty incredible.
Big E makes a "Roadblock/Cock Block" joke, Xavier Wood🍒s sings "Swing Low, Swiss Chariot," you 🐎get the idea.
Here we go, if New Day is really losing their titles 𓄧here, they're gonna want to ma🎉ke this a classic.
Cesaro and Kofi do theiไr duelling Monkey Flips thing to start with.
Kofi gets caught🙈 with a Sheamus clothesline from the apron, then plays face in peril with Sheasaro cutting off the rin🔯g.
🍎At one point, Sheamus knoc✨ks Big E off the apron, so when Kofi gets to his corner, Big E's not there.
Ceasro does his pop-up Euro uppercut thing.
BIG E HAS BEEN DOWN ON T𝐆HE OUTSIDE FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES.
Finally h⛎e gets up to the apron, takes the hot tag, his the Spear through the ropes, rolls She☂amus back in, hits the running splash.
Two Count.
Big E is dazed from a couple shots, Sheamus goes for a B𒀰rogue Kick, E ducks it and gets him in powerbomb position, nails it.
Two Count.
Later, Ko🔯fi tries to rescue E from a Big Swing, Sheamus goes after him, hits Cesaro by accident.
Woods hits Cesaro 𓄧with an Enzuigiri, Ces��aro gets Big Ending'd.
TWO COUNT.
The action is too fast and furious.
Kofi taps out to the Sharpshooter, but the ref is d🌸istracted by Woods.
Later Woods sh🌼oves Kofi out 🎃of the way, gets Brogue Kicked.
Sheamus goes to tag Cesaro, but he doesn't.
Kofi thinks he did.
Hits Trouble in Paradise on Cesaro, goes for✅ the cover, but Cesaro's not legal.
Sheamus rolls up Kofi.
1-2-3.
WINNERS: Sheamus & Cesaro
The New Day forlornly gather together, reluctantly but res൩pectfully give the title belts to the new champs.
Cesaro hugs them.
Sheamus grabs both belts and celebrates by himself on the turnbuckle as Cesaro goes into the croಌwd to celebra🎉te.
MY GOD ꦚTHEY'RE 🌸STILL DOING THE "WE HATE EACH OTHER" ANGLE THIS SUCKS.
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Backstage Interview With Kevin Owens
He's horribly insulted by Charly Caruso's insensitive questio🌊ns.
Owens sees that Jericho is behind him, apologizes for what happen🌼ed in the tag match back on Raw, gives Y2J🌺 a present.
It's a holiday scarf.
Jericho throws it back at O🐻wen🥂s, walks away from him.
True Love Is Dead.
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Sami Zayn vs Braun Strowman
Sami gets a few licks in, but then Braun throws him across the ring and commences🉐 the beating.
Braun has new pants.
Sami is in the ropes, Braun rushes him, Zayn pulls the top rope down, Braun goes over. Zayn tries a plancha, gets caught, dropped facefirst on thཧe apron.
Back in the ring, Braun keeps the beatdown going, then makes a cover, but 🐠pulls Sami up at one.
Hꩵe does it again, but pulls him up at two this time.
Sami keeps getting up, Braun keeps putting him r🎃ight back down.
OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
Sami is bleeding from the mouth.
MICK FOLEY IS WALKING TO THE R🔯ING WITH A WHIT👍E TOWEL IN HIS HAND.
MY GOD.
Braun tells Mick to🧸 throw it in🌄. Sami begs Mick not to.
Sami grabs the towel, throws it into the crowd.
Braun charges Sami, Sami dodges, hits the post.
Charges Sami, Sami💃 dodges, breaks through the barricad🅺e.
Strowman gets ba🍃ck into t🦩he ring at the count of nine.
Char𝓰ges Sami in the corner, Sami dodges, Braun hits the post.
Sami hits a flying crossbody, Two Count.
With less tඣhan ten seconds left, Sami hits a Helluva Kick. Braun doesn't 🏅go down.
Time expires.
WINNER, BY NOT LOSING: Sami Zayn
Well, that was unsatisfying.
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Seth Rollins vs Chris Jericho
I hope this is over in five minutes.
This starts out as a real barn burner.
Headlocks and wistlocks for days.
Jericho able to take control with a missile d🎉ropkick and a back suplex.
Now he's chopping Jericho in the corner. Whee.
I am in a terrible mood.
Rollins whips Jericho into the ropes. Jericho hangs on, slꦰides outside.
Rollins hits his knee to the temple thing off the apron to the floor, then thr🐭ows Jericho into the barricade🔯.
Back in the ring, Jericho takes advantage of the ref distracting Rollins tཧo hit his springboard dropkick on him, Rollins is down on the outside.
Just barely beats the count of💖 ten back into the ꦇring.
Jericho with a super exciting chin lock.
Rollins fig💜hts out of it and runs the ropes, right into a dropkick from Y2J.
Two count.
This match sucks and i🃏s pointless and I am a gro🙈uch.
Jericho slapping a downed Rollins, Rollins starts slapping♍ back, Jericho hits a knee to the gut.
Later, Rollins does his comeback for real, first hitting the slingblade, then a 🍒Buff ♑Blockbuster for two.
Rollins goes for the ❀Pedgree, Jericho back body drops him, Rollins lands on his feet.
Jericho goes for the Walls of Jericho, Rol♎lins fights out.
But he's right back in the W♔alls a minute later, and is able to fight to the ropes.
Jericho gets Enzuigiri'd, Seth misses 🎐a frogsplash, Jericho hits a Lionsault.
Two count.
Is this match over yet?
They're punching each other while they're o💯n their knees.
Rollins and Jericho reverse a Pedigree into a powerbomb into a 🍌hurricanrana into a walls of jericho.
Jer▨icho goes for a top rope double axehandle, gets kicked a couple times for his tro☂ubles.
Kevin Owens🌄 ꦍcomes down on the apron, gets hit by Rollins, Jericho rolls him up.
Two count.
Jericho yells at Owens to get away, he does, Jericho turns around into a jumping knee, he goes for a🎀 Codebreaker🧸, it's blocked.
PEDIGREE.
WINNER: Seth Rollins
That was one of the most pointless matches 𝔍I can remember on a PPV in a long, long time.
I hated it.
So far, the Tag Match and the first half of Braun/Sam💙i are the only things tonight that haven't sucked.
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Rich Swann vs TJ Perkins vs Brian Kendrick
Some really good cruiserweight action.
At one point in the early going, Swann hits a standing Frankensteiner ON BOTH MEN AT THE SAME TIME꧒.
Kendrick h💜as Swann in💮 the Captain's Hook, Perkins pulls Kendrick off and puts him in the Kneebar, Swann hits a splash on Perkins to break up the hold.
Swann blocks Kendrick's Sliced Bread, Perkins kicks Kendrick off the apron, puts Swann in the Kneebar, Swann makes it to the 🌊ropes, but that doesn't matter, because it's a triple threat.
Someone sh꧅ould tell Perkins that, because hꦏe lets go.
Swann and Perki♛ns a♉re trading hands when Kendrick gets back in and gets double superkicked.
Swann immediately꧒ k✨icks Perkins in the side of the head.
1-2-3.
WINNER: Rich Swann
As Swann is celebrating, NEVILLE SHOWS UP.
HEEL NEVILLE.
This 😼is the best thing to ever happen to the Cruiserweight Divi✤sion.
It is also the best thing to happen on this PPV.
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Sasha Banks vs Charlotte Flair
30 Minute Iron Man Match
They starℱt🎐 out slow with a couple of tie-ups and traded headlock takedowns.
Three minutes into the match an🍸d neither competitor has really hit a move on the other.
Sasha goes for a crucifix pin, and transitions it into the Banks Statement, only for Charlotte to escape to the outsid🉐e.
Five and a half minutes in.
Sasha mocks the Ric Flair strut and this pi𒊎✨sses off Charlotte.
Sa🦄sha gets Charlotte in a sleeper with bodyscissors, Charl♏otte stands up and sitdown into a kind of jawbreaker.
Sasha hits her double knees off the apron spot.
Back into the ring, Charlotte geꦰts put into the Straitjacket hold.
It looks painful,
This guy looks like this:
Sasha hits aꦦ suicide dive to the outside, then Charlotte gets rolled back in, and kicks the legs out from und𒀰er Sasha on the apron, and she falls face first onto the steel steps.
Charlotte rolls her back into the ri꧂ng, makes a cover for two.
She's firmly in control now, working over thꦺe champ with stomps and kicks and submission holds to the neck.
Banks fights back, hits a crossbody for two.
Charlotte gets right back in the driver's set.
HALFWAY THROUGH THE MATCH, STILL ZERO--ZERO.
Sasha almost gets a quic🅠k roll up, which pisses off Cha🎐rlotte.
Sasha attacks Charlotte in 🥃the corner with slaps and stomps and running Almas double knees.
Charlotte ducks a flying crossbody, then hits Nat🌱ural Selection.
TWO COUNT.
Charlotte gets Sasha in position for the moonsault, but๊ Sasha stops her on the t🎃op turnbuckle, Charlotte slaps her, turns her around, hits Natural Selection off the top.
1-2-3.
CHARLOTTE PINFALL. 1-0
Charlotte toying with Sasha now. Sasha with a✱ flurry of slaps, Charlotte ducks, hits a back suplex.
Two count.
9 Minutes left.
Sasha 🃏rolls up Charlotte, who reverses it, which is reversed by Sash🐼a.
1-2-3.
SASHA PINFALL. 1-1
8 minutes left.
Charlotte gets another nearfall ꩲoff a big boot, then drags Sasha over by the corner.
Moonsault! Sasha moves!
Sasha locks in the𒀰 Banks Statement, Charlotte almost gets to the ropes, S⭕asha pulls her back.
CHARLOTTE TAPS. 2-1 Sasha
Charlotte is really pissed anಞd super desperate now💦, fighting for everything she has.
Sasha's leg gets caught up in the ropes, Charl𓄧otte jumps on it.
Charlotte keeps working the knee, 3 minutes left.
Sasha won't 𝔉let Charlotte lock in the Figure 4,♉ but Charlotte keeps inflicting damage on it in other ways.
Chopblocks, kneelocks, etc.
2 MINUTES LEFT.
Charlotte locks in the Figure 4, bu🌌t can't bridge into the Figure 8.
Sasha trying to fight out of it.
1 MINUTE LEFT.
SASHA IS STILL HANGING ON.
10 SECONDS LEFT.
5 SECONDS.
SASHA TAPS. 2-2
TIME RUNS OUT
The ref calls for Sudden Death Overtime.
Next fall wins.
Sasha can barely stand.
Charlotte is licking her chops.
As soon as the bell൩ rings, Charlotte goes for the leg, Sasha rolls her🍷 up.
Two Count.
Charlotte with a Fall Away Slam.
Sasha tries a roll-up again.
Two count.
Sasha's nose is bleeding.
Sasha sꦫomehow puts Charlotte in the Banks Statement.
CHARLOTTE REVERSES IT INTO A FIGURE FOUR.
The lower half of Sasha's face is a bloody mask.
CHARLOTTE BRIDGES INTO THE FIGURE EIGHT.
SASHA TAPS!
WINNER: Charlotte
In retrospect, Sasha probably shouldn't have tapped with only two seconds left🧜.
Oh well, hindsight is always 20-20.
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Kevin Owens vs Roman Reigns
By the way, I should mention that earlier tonight, Owens went to Jericho's♊ dressing room, which was locked, and begged to be let in.
There was no answer, so he apologized through the door🍬.
Still no answer, he walked away, dejected.
So Jericho was never in that room, right? And he'll somehow get 𝓡involved with the finish of this match, yes?
Anyw🉐ay, when Roman comes out❀, the boos are off the charts.
People are in a te🃏rrible mood since Charlotte won.
As soon as the bell ri𝓡ngs, Owens rolls to the outside and takes some time to think about a friendship dissolved.
He gets back in, then right back out.
Roman follows and hits him with a few right hands, then throws him back into the꧙ ring.
Owens gets right back out, because 🍷it's very important that he look like a weakling coward so that Roman can🉐 look strong and brave by contrast.
It's like a rule or something.
Back in the ring, Owens cheapshots Re𝔍igns, then tries a headlock for a while, which doesn't matter to ꦬReigns.
Owens gets back outside, Roman follows, throws him into the barricade, starts prepping the German annou🍌nce table for a big spot la꧙ter.
Back in the ring, Owens is in control for a while until Roman reme♏mbers that he's superhuman. He takes over, and Owens gets out of the ring again🍒.
Roman follows.
Again.
This time, though, Owens whips him into the steel steps, then nails 🐠a senton off the steps onto Roma💙n.
He rolls Roman back into the ring, two count.
Now it's time for the five minute section of the match🌺 where we think Owens has a chance.
Roman with an extended stay in Chinlock City.
Then Owens hit his fantastic Frontflip Leg Drop.
Right back to Chinlock City.
Roman stands up, Owens thr😼ows him right back down to the mat, tries for another senton, Roman rolls out of the way.
Now they're trading hands.
Roman has now completely shaken off all the damage that 🍨he took over the last five mintues.
Roman tries for a Samo🤪an Drop, Owens slips out, hits a release German Suplex.
It has no lasting effect on Roman, because he h💝eals like Wolverine.
He Samoan Drops Owens,🐲 then goes for the Superman Punch, but it♔'s reversed into a DDT by Owens.
Owens hits the Cannonball, THEN ROꦓMAN GETS RIGHT UP AND HITS THE SUPERMAN PUNCH.
Two count.
Roman puts Owens on the tꦆop rope, goes up for the Superplex, Owens knocks him back down.
SUPERMAN PUNCH TO OWENS ON THE TOP ROPE.
Roman gets up there for a Superplex again, Owens counters hit into his twisted fisherman's driver t🧸hing.
Owens gets back on the top tuꦜrnbuckle, GOES FOR A SWANTON BOMB, but Roman gets his knees up.
Reigns has Owens in position for the🦂 Spear🅰, Owens rolls out.
Drive-By🗹. Roman rolls him back in. Owens rolls right back out.
Roman tries another Drive-By. 🌸Owens dodges, superkicks Roman. Then superkicks him again, onto the German Announce table.
Owens hits a Bullfrog splash off the barricade onto Ro🦄man. The table doesn't break.
So he tries it again. Table breaks this time.
Roman barely gets back into the ring.
OWENS HITS THE BULLFROG SPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE.
Two Count.
Reigns right back t💛o being Superhuman, does his Powerbomb on Owens.
TWO COUNT.
Tries for the Spear, get kicked in the teeth, POP-UP POWERBOꦍMB!
1!
2!
Roman gets a foot on the rope.
Owens goes out to the timekeeper's area, gets 🅷his belt, was going to hit Roman with it, but the ref grabs it from him.
SPEAR FROM ROMAN.
No cover attempted.
Jericho comes running down to the ring.
CODEBREAKER TO OWENS.
WINNER BY DQ: Kevin Owens
Jericho ✤picks up the title belt, lꦿooks at it and gives it to KO.
He smiles at him, raises his hand!
THEY"RE BACK T🎐OGETHER AND ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD!
They walk up the ♚ramp together arm in arm, and Rollins comes out on to the stage.
Owens and Jericho go back to the ring, ꧅Owens gets⛎ speared by Roman at ringside.
Jericho gets Pedigreed by Rollins.
Then Jericho ꦆgets SHIELD Powerbombed through the 𓆏Spanish Announce Table.
Rollins and Reigns go after Owens now, up the ramp,𝐆 and they Powerbomb him through the Announce Table on the stage.
They just made Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins into the two biggest heels on the roste♐r.
They have to realize that, right?
