"Switchblade" Jay White is one of the most dastardly men in pro wrestling, so we thought it would be interesting to see his āsoft side.
After an extended absence, "Shooting ź¦Softly" has returned āto Fightful
"You want me to say nice thš¦ings about pšeople? Maybe," he said.
Aheašd of NJPW Battle in the Valley on November 13, we conjured a few up...kind of.
Hikuleo:
āBeautź¦”iful hair. Beautifą¼ul, luscious, curly, full locks.ā
Chris Sabin:
āšÆš °Really healthy knees. Heās got really healthy knees.ā
Jonathon Gresham:
āIāve opposite him. Something nice about Greshamā¦ Heās following a hell of a fucking training program over the last, I šÆdonāt know, however long. Two years.ā
Tomohiro Ishii:
āHe gives hopše to those with stunted growth that they can maybe one day be something.ā
Rocky Romero:
āI telšÆl you what, that guy, heās somehow discovered the fountain of youth. Everybody knows somehow has been around wrestling, I swear, like fifty years at this point. Everybody has either crossed paths with him, whether thā±eyāre retired now or not. But he still just seems to float around. Rocky Romero found the fountain of youth.ā
Karl Fredericks:
āHeās got a cool jacket, I guess? Heās got a nice red and white jacket. Iām sušre I must have inspired his whole color scheme. So I guess if he was inspired by me, then I guess he has good tastes in role models.ā
Finn-Juice:
āBoth of them? Nice thing about David is that he doesnāt mind coming back and just letting me slap him around again. Heās always happy, when I want to remind people how much better I am than him and how I always have been since we were young boys, heās always happy to indulge me and come back so I can remind everybody one more time. Juiceā¦ Something nice about Juiceā¦ I donāt even know what his hair looks like right now to be honest. I think it changes so often. Nice thing about Juice is he keeps David off my hands. Iām sure David would try to face me a lot more if he could, but I guess Juice does a good job telling him, āHey, buddy. Maybe donāt go and ą²mess with Jay because heās just gonna beat you again.ā I guess nice thing about Juice is he stops David from trying to hassle me too much.ā
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