The 205 Live Report Card (5/22/18): Fighting Spirit and Stuff

We are just days removed from the greatest anniversary party of all time but thereā€™s no rest for the handsome and to great fanfare, itā€™s now time to start a new journey. The land of 205 Live has certainly had its hardships but over the last few months, has been the home to a whole heap of quite marvelous pro wrź¦estling matches. In fact, itā€™s been rather critically acclaimed so based on the assumption that Iā€™m a normal wrestling review man, this will be a very positive experience for all involved.

Thereā€™s one issue with that though: Iā€™m a foul, miserable soul that hates all things involving other peopleā€™s happiness. Iā€™m a man that hates any kind of acrobatics, especially when they emanate from masked mystery men. Iā€™m a guy that deep down, has tragically lost his way in tšŸ…ŗhe troublesome quest to grade wrestling matches. Iā€™m all of these things and now, Iā€™m the man behind two report cards every single week. Enjoy or at the very least, wish me luckā€¦Iā€™ll need it.

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DISCLAIMER: this show is in many ways, designed for my distaste. Take all critiques with a grain of salt as frankly, they are almost all misplacedā™ and many even come with a disgusting bias. On the bright side, if I enjoy this programme, it bodes very well šŸ¤Ŗfor your own enjoyment. In that sense, itā€™s ideal.Ā 

We open this weekā€™s episode with a video package about Hideo Itami. It took thiš’€°ngs all the way back to NXT when Mr Itaā™Œmi was the World Wrestling Federationā€™s hottest new acquisition. He made it clear though that when he teamed with Mr Tozawa, he ā€œdidn't like it.ā€ Canā€™t argue with that really, fair enough. This was a neat opening though, and gave this weekā€™s main event some extra gravityā€¦good stuff.

Speaking of such, we went right into some big match build for next weekā€™s Cedric Alexander/Buddy Murphy match too. However, this šŸøwas slightly spoiled by Percy who seemingly needed his notes to remember these gentlemanā€™s names. Very sad.

Drew Gulak

Perfect! We get things officially started here with a real man, a manā€™s man. Drew Gulak! A man with ethics, a man with morals. Support Drew Gulak and in doing so, support a 205 Live thatā€™s much easier for me to review. Sadly, heā€™s taking on Lucha House Party member Gran Metalik. Well, this will expose my bias rapidly so I guess weā€™ll just rock and roll. Before we can get started here though, Brian Kendrick and Jack GašŸ…·llaghešŸ…˜r are here to join the announce desk. Wonderful.

After being stunned by some flashy offense early, GulakĀ was sent to the floor but halted Metalikā€™s plans to fly, even if only briefly. He eventually cut Metalik off on the top rope too, quickly throwing him to the floor in a fashion that allowed the masked man to bump obscenely. Gulak then broughź§ƒt Metalik back in and put on a hold that frankly, looked like something that Iā€™d put on my problematic brother on a cold Saturday night. It would restrain his drunkenness without doing any damage, ideal.

Before long, Metalik fought to his feet though, leading to a big trade-off of slaps which enraged Gulak and forced him into a mistake. Metalik was rolling now but Gulak fired back, flooring him with a big lašŸ“riat. His over-aggression cost him again though as Metalik regained momentum and hit some more outrageous offense. After surviving that barrage, Gulak sadly had to wait in position for Metalik in š’ƒthe matchā€™s first awkward moment. Either way Metalik went to the well one too many times, and was kicked out of the air before submitting to the GU-LOCK, a finisher I wish was a little better.

Overall though, Gulak was tremendous here. Did some subtle character stuff whilst being super agź¦gressive along the way. Unsurprisingly excellent.

Grade: A

Gran Metalik

Though I poke fun, Iā€™m actually a long-time supporter of Metalik and heā€™s by far my favorite of this troublesome Lucha trio. Ā His offense here was consistently awesome too, as is often the case. Heā€™s so good šŸ¼at his style that even stuff like his springboard dropkick comes with the kind of crispness necessary to keep me invested. His eventual comeback was neat too, featuring all of his wacky offense including the ź§ƒfamous big boot no-sell. Either way, that springboard moonsault really was a thing of beauty.

He followed that up with a big springboard (yep) splash for a 2 count and oh yeah, the intention is to win hereā€¦Iā€™d forgotten. In all seriousness, this is a legit issue of mine even with a guy as skilled as Metalik. This match was a lot of fun and constantly entertained me but at core, a desperation to win is always key I feel. Without that, the eventual finish is less dramatic to me and I think that proved toš„¹ be the case here.

Either way, Metalik got a lot of opportunity to shine and even had a wacky spot in which he walked the ropes before drop-kicking Gulak in the corner. This was fine with me though as ā€˜King of theš•“ Ropesā€™ is Metalikā€™s thing and I accept his character being willing to do such a thing. Kendrick wasn't so pleased though, questioning the moveā€™s tactical consideration. Percy responded confidently, exclaiming ā€œLUCHA STYLE.ā€ Tremenź§‘dous. On that topic, both Kendrick and especially GallagherĀ were a lot of fun on commentary here.

As for Metalik, ź¦ŗa very good performance from an incredibly talented man. Just need a little more feel of competitiveness personally. Very good match though.

Grade: B+

We now move to footage of Buddy Murphy clanging and bangingā€¦oh yes, this is thšŸŽƒe pro wrestling I know and love. Buddy then talked about wrestling and how you canā€™t stop the unstoppable. Believe thatā€™s an actual fact, vā™Œery good.

TJP

Time for my favorite 205 gimmick now: the showcase match. This week it goes to TJP, a man thatā€™są½§ apparently been tweeting Paige. His opponent here is Christopher Guy who he immediately began to out grapple before taunting a little too. Percy wasn'tĀ impressed though, explaining that this is a ā€œwhat have you done for meā€ industry. Believe the word ā€œlašŸŒ¼telyā€ is usually found at the end of that phrase pal, itā€™s pretty important.

As for the match, I feared that TJP wouldn't be aggreā™ssive enough for a squash but was proven wrong, as he snapped the arm and began to šŸ… rough Guy up in the corner. A suplex combo followed but overconfidence from TJP allowed Guy to hit some offense. TJP closed the show soon anyway, hitting the Detonation Kick after stomping Guyā€™s head into the mat first.

This was a very nice heel showcase and TJP cut an ACTUALLY GOOD promo afterwards too. As a character, this man is wholly unlikeableā™” and thatā€™s the absolute best compliment I can ever give a heel.

Grade: A

Following this, we saw a bunch of tweets about Cedric Alexander and Mustafa AliĀ stealing the show in Europe...cool. I love this gimmick of these twoāœ… gentlemeą¶£n simply wanting to have good rasslin' matches and moreover, the way it contrasts with Buddyā€™s purely personal goal of becoming champion. Good stuff.

Cedric Isnā€™t Failing at Home Pal

Speaking of such, the champ is here now for a sit-down interview with Vic Joseph who heā€¦ā€goes way back with.ā€ Cedric dismisses the talk of pressure and points out that thus far, heā€™s thrived ą²žon it. He then says that thereā€™s absolutely NO WAY heā€™ll fail in his hometown. Tź¦šhis of course means that Cedric will indeed fail in his hometown, very sad.

He went on to say that he plans on exploiting Buddyā€™s cardio and this is the kind of pre-match talk that I very much enjoy. This was a fine babyface promo in a format thatā€™s generally tough but if thereā€™s one general critique I have, CedricĀ can come across as ā™somewhat cold in these things. Heā€™s trying hard to say the right things and understandably so but I šŸ’®just wish heā€™d emote a little more.

Thatā€™s why Ali feels like the ideal long-term choice to me and also why IšŸ”œā€™d probably put the belt on Buddy next week too. I feel like the ā€˜moneyā€™ (relatively speaking) is in Ali chasinā›„g Murphy but thatā€™s more a compliment of them two than it is a critique of Cedric. Nonetheless, this was a decent talking segment.

Grade: C+

Before we officially move to our main event, Tozawa says that Hideo is a legend and that he respects him. However, if Itami didn't like Tozawa as a partner, he says heā€™ll really not like him as anšŸ¦‹ opponent. That would make sense to be fair.

Hideo Itami vs. Akira Tozawa

As of late, 205 Live has been built on immense main events so for that reason, Iā€™ll be grading all 205 main events TAKEOVER STYLE. Letā€™s go. These two brothers immediately sprinted at each other here, throwing big strikes before reaching a stalemate and restarting at square one. This led to an exchange of vicious chops as they went back and forth in centerĀ ring. Tozawa then did his punch fake-out thing to drop ItamiĀ and followed up with stomps in the corner.

He continued to build momentum too, hitting his back senton for 2. As the action lulled, Nigel began to concede that once upon a time, he had a best friend that stabbed him in the back. Sadly, he wasn't able to speak too openlāœ…y about this which is a real shame as he briefly hinted that he in fact achieved violent vengeance on the man. I hope we find oušŸ”Æt more about this in the coming weeks.

In a bizarre turn, the babyface then grabbed a hold and we seemingly began building to an Itami comeback? This heat segment (?) even included a double axe handle to the back before more chops in each corner. However, some big kicks turned things around and allowed Itami to score a middle rope dropkick on a rope-hung Tozawā™”a. Now it seems that the actual heat was really on. Itami was suddenly very much in control, ą± hitting a neckbreaker and kicking Tozawa to the floor.

From there, he launched š„¹Tozawa into the barricade and got in some drunk fanā€™s face. Unfortunately, this fanā€™s friend wanted more violence from Itami, once again proving that wrestling is in fact, dead. Nevertheless, Itami now grabbed a hold just as Tozawa had earlier and he maintained control, halting a brief comeback by kicking Akira out of the air. He then kneed Tozawa in the midsection ā™and began to dismissively kick him in the head. That was good but mocking Tozawaā€™s weird noise thing? Even better.

The dominance continued, with itami even doing that fake knee drop thing he missed at a TakeOverĀ once. He avoided another Tozawa comeback too, scoring a sweet DDT for 2. Itami then put another hold on before Tozawa fought to his feet and attempted a quick roll-up.šŸ…  Hideoā€™s big kick didn't stop Tozawaā€™s comeback this time either, as he floored Itami and headed up top. Itami smartly moved to the floor but that didn't deter Tozawa who hit a cool cannonball senton from the apron.

Tozawa then hit a dropkick from the top but Itami kicked out and turned things around, DDTā€™ing him throat first on the top rope. He then followed up with the classic heel clothesline from the top but Tozawa kicked out, giving the announcers an excuse to talk about FIGHTING SPIRIT. Fittingly, Tozawa fired back, dropping Itamź¦i with a big kick and heading up top one more time. He was again cut off though and unnecessarily slapped in the face this time too. Ā 

Itamiā€™s superplex attempt was fought off briefly but that really only made him rethink things, as he instead falcon arrowed Tozawa from the top in an always awesome spot. Tozawa kicked out again though and this understandably made Mr Itami šŸ¦©very angry. He took that rage out with a front dropkick before being caught in an octopus hold and scurrying to the floor. This allowed Tozawa to hit tope suicida and again, he headed up top.

This time Itami evaded the big senton though and he then hit two basement dropkicks as well as his knee finish thingy for the win. This match felt almost throwback to me in its style and whilst nā™ot always at breakneck speed, they told a tremendous story in a match that featured great physicality and intensity. The pacing wasn't always ideal for me personality but nonetheless, this was a very good main event match.

Grade: B+

Final Thoughts

Whilst this may be my first time reviewing the purple brand, itā€™s obviously not my first time watching and I have tošŸ¦© say, top to bottom this is one of the stronger shows theyā€™ve produced in my opinion. Moving back to a non-tournament format took a couple of weeks but this whole episode was a lot of fun. Both the opener and the main event delivered big and best of all, brought differing styles to the show. Sprinkle in a well-executed TJP squash and some solid promo stuff and you have a delightful hour of the 205 that is live. Pretty tremendous way to start Iā€™d say.

Grade: A

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