Joe Hulbert and Jeremy𒐪 Lambert put five minutes on the clock and discuss the following topics on this week's Distraction:
* John Cena returns and WWE does weeks of storytelling in five minutes
* Elimination Chamber is this weekend and plans have changed
* Concern for Randy Orton and Edge at WrestleMania
* Cody gets a neck tattoo and other stuff happened at AEW Revolution
* Matt Hardy's future
* Jake Roberts cuts the best promo ever
* The Road to Japanese Deathmatch Legend & The Original Death Dealer Luther vs. Jon Moxley
* Alexa Bliss is part of the NWO
* 💜Are the New York Knicks more like WWE🌳 or IMPACT?