CruiserWeight Classic Bracket Analysis Bonanza!: PART TWO

Previously on 365betvisa-slots.com'āœƒs HUGE Cruiserweight Classic preview, we were introduced to Akira Tozawa and Gran Metalik, the favorites for their region, unless Jack Gallagher has something to say about it!

Welcome to Part Two

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Bottom Left Quadrant: The Brexit Region

Gulak vs H. Sihra
Dar vs G. Sihra

First Things First: The Sihra BrothersšŸ…  are losing.

Which sucks, becausšŸ“e the Bollywood Boyz are pretty damn awesome.

I mean, just look atā™š them. Theyā€™re like Tandoori-flšŸ’§avored DX.

But thereā€™s no way š†theyā€™re bšŸŽeating Drew Gulak and Noam Dar.

However, hereā€™s a little extra predictionšŸŽ€: Theyā€™re getting signed to an NXT deal, then pushed to the moon so they can quickly get up to the main roster. The WWE knows that the Indian sub-continent is a huge market, but they havenā€™t had a South Asian superstar . These guys have a ton of potential, and they can make The ā€˜E a ton of rupees.

But itā€™s not their time just yet.

Picks: Dar and Gulak

Zack Sabre Jr. vs Tyson Dux

Tyson Dux got a sšŸ’hout-out from Kevin Owens when he was announced for the Cruiserweight Classic, and anyone with the KO seal of approval is tops in my book.

Tyson Dux is a veritable legešŸ„€nd on the Ontario wrestling scene, having wrestled there since he was a teenager. Which is a long time, since heā€™s currentlšŸ”Æy THIRTY-EIGHT. Itā€™s a really cool story.

I just wish he wasnā€™t facing Zack Sabre Jr. in the first rošŸ’Žundą¹„. (He wishes that, too, btw.)

Sabre is the darling of this tournament, and the overwhelming fašŸŽ¶vorite to win it. Heā€™s just fabulous in the ring, and if he goes all the way to the finals, youā€™ll get to see him wrestle 5 matches. Lucky you. Lucky all of us.

Here he is murking . Hereā€™s highlights of his match with . Highlights of his match with Lucha Underground favorite and real-life Mortal Kombat character Highlights of his match with . Highlights of his match with . Here he is wrestling , and here he is wrestling .

Zack Sabre Jr might win this whole thing, guys.

Pick: Sabre Jr.

Ariya Daivari vs HoHo Lun

Ariya išŸ“–s the younger brother of the other Daivari, the one who managed Muhammad Hassan, then Kurt Angle, then the Great Khali.

This Daivari, Ariya is going to lose his first round match against HoHo Lun, because HoHo Lun is ź¦the founder of Hong Kong Pro-Wrestling Federation, while still being only 28, and that. Is BOSS.

Pick: HoHo Lun all the way.

2nd Roundā€”

Sabre Jr vs Gulak ā€“ This is gonna be a great one.

Dude is BRUTAL.

He looksź¦‡ like he's a barrelšŸ» of laughs, though, doesn't he?

Gulak and Sabre are going to try to shoot mļ·½urder each other. Look for Sabre to win a close, lengtź¦…hy, VICIOUS match.

Pick: Sabre Jr.

Noam Dar vs HoHo Lun ā€“

Noam Dar is one of the top technical mat based wrestlš’€°ers šŸ„‚in the world.

Heā€™s also handsome as f*ck. If you are a lady and you are looking at that photo, congratulations! Youā€™re now pregnant. Oh, and did I mentioāœ±n, heā€™s only goddamn TWENTY-TWO.

, three-and-a-half years ago, when he was only goddamn NINETEEN. Noam Dar is a Final Four level talent in this tournament. Itā€™s only too bad heā€™s got to meet up with Zack Sabre Jr. in the Elite Eight. Sometimes the seeding is a bitch, man. Pick: Noam Dar

Regional Finalā€” Sabre Jr. over Noam Dar

Hereā€™s , in a high school gymnasium in Scotland in front of approximately eighty-fiveā™ paying customers.

Both wrestlers look like theyā€™re in the eighth grade. Hell, even the damn REF looks like he just came from manning the drive thru at the locaš”l Burger King. Now, for the impatient among you, it doesnā€™t really start getting good until about the 11 minute mark, but around that time, HOLY SHIT. These two young men start trying to really hurt one another. Strong style strikes and viciošŸ¦„us looking submission holds. Itā€™s f*cking INHUMANE. Imagine what you see in that video, but adding about 57 more months worth of training and experience for each participant, and weā€™re in for a real treat, you guys.

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