There are a lot of dicks on television.
Kim Orton, the wife of Randy Orton, is just trying to watch wholesome television with her hus🍷band when boom, out of nowhere, penis.
"Let's talk about dicks," Kim said on theafter a discussion about vagina hands. "I cannot believe all the dicks that I've been seeing on TV. Have you guys noticed there are dicks everywhere? Every show that me and Randy have been watching, literally, there are five to fifty fucking penises on the show, dangling around, jumping up and down, doing like a thing. It's so great to peek over and watch the uncomfortableness that Randy is feeling."
When asked by Giovanna Angle, wife of Kurt Angle, which shows they are watching, Kim replied, "Euphoria was one. They're walking through the locker room, they're on a football team, and everyone is like 'Yay! Yay!' Dicks, flopping everywhere. We started a new show, Minx, the first or second episode, there are dicks everywhere. I go to Randy and go, 'can you imagine the casting call for that? Send in the 20 guys, okay, drop your drawers, jingle them for me, jump up and down. Two, three, seven, you stayed. Everyone else, go home.' Penises are funny. They're all so different."
But does anyone know how big Batista's dick is?
Orton teamed with Riddle at WrestleMania 38 and the duo successfully defended their ꧑Raw Tag Team Championships against The Street Profits (Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins) and Alpha Academy (Otis & Chad Gable).
While no dicks were flopping around in that match, Sami Zayn was kicked in the dick during his bout with Johnny Knoxville. Fans can check out Fightful's report on WrestleMania 38 night two by clicking here.
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