Matt Hardy Is All The Way Broken On Twitter

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MATT HARDY IS ALL THE WAY BROKEN ON TWITTER
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE

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So even before Payback last night, Matt Hardy's Brokenness had star🎃ted to surface, triggered by something as small as the side dish selection at catering.

Then later that night, Sheamus & Cesaro turned heel on The Hardys. Jeff Hardy even lost a tooth in the process.

And Sheamus just couldn't s⛎to🦹p himself from gloating.

So Matt Hardy fired back, with🐻 some decidedly Broken vocabulary.

Matt Hardy is out here threatening to EAT fools.

And then, in perhaps the greatest example of him bein♏g controlled🌸 once AGEEN by the Seven Deities, he posted this:

We here at Fightfu💫l would like to send our condolences in advance to the families of Sheamus & Cesaro.