Welcome to another edition of
OFF-TRACK with A-TRAIN
in this episode
DAVID OTUNGA MIGHT SOMEHOW BE WORSE AT ACTING
THAN HE IS AT WRESTLING COMMENTARY
So David Otunga is taking time away from the Raw commentary desk to go film "Katrina" an action movie that takes place ꦇduring the titular hurricane in New ꦍOrleans in 2005.
In this movie, he plays a street-wise DEA agent named James "Worl𒐪d" ✅Lawson.
From everything I've read, it's basically like a "Denzꦏel-Washington-in-Training-Day" type of role, a stretch for the "Harvard-la🐻w-educated, but-somehow-has-the-vocabulary-of-a-7th-grade-dropout-while-on-commentary" Otunga.
I don't think he had to audition for the part.
Because, y'all.
David Otunga can't act.
Like at ALL.
He put out this video on facebook wit🦹h him takiꦕng speaking lessons.
I WISH I WAS MAKING THAT UP.
HE🧜 HAS TO BE TAUGHT HO🍷W TO SAY MOTHERF*CKER CORRECTLY.
No, seriously.
Watch:
I mean, fair enough, maybe that word isn't a part of your personal everyday ve🧔rnacular, but you have seen movies, right?
Like, for e🔜xample, any movie starring Samuel L. Jackson where he's not playing Ma꧒ce Windu.
HOW𓂃 DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO SAY MOTHERF*CKER, MOTHERF*CKER?
Remin🀅der: David Otunga posted this to his own Facebook page.
He WANTS people to see this.
David. My dude. This is a bad look.
I bet✱ even Byron Saxton knows how to say Motherf*cker.
BYRON.
SAXTON.
